Ithaca Is Gloomy
Ladies and gentlemen, The ‘Laces is steppin’ out.
I’ve been cooped up in this stuffy bedroom for far too long and the nonsense ends now.
As happy as I was for Sammy Stephens (about as happy as one can be for a man felled by the Ellen DeGeneres death-touch) and his unloosed spirit, I couldn’t help but [...]
Tyrone Shoelaces here. So it’s Tyrone Shoelaces’ first night in the Mansion and he goes up to his room to put his clean jersey sheets on his bed only to find laying on his floor a dusty old Gideon’s Bible. Normally the ‘Laces would have dismissed it as a curio but he learned recently that [...]