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Phasmophobia… Aside!

June 3, 2008 – 12:12 am

Ladies and gentlemen, The ‘Laces is steppin’ out.

I’ve been cooped up in this stuffy bedroom for far too long and the nonsense ends now.
As happy as I was for Sammy Stephens (about as happy as one can be for a man felled by the Ellen DeGeneres death-touch) and his unloosed spirit, I couldn’t help but [...]

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Ghosts? Please Believe It

May 9, 2008 – 8:46 pm

Well Tyrone Shoelaces was plumb dumbfounded by the coincidence of literally stumbling into a resident parapsychologist just moments after a possible ghost-sighting. I’d read about such anomalous coincidences in my Charles Fort books, but an anomalous coincidence involving an anomalous doctor? That’s double-Fortean if you ask The ‘Laces. Anyway, Dr. Duke McBaron, though unusually small [...]

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