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Monthly Archives: June 2008

The mysterious power of love and mountain dew

June 10, 2008 – 5:39 pm

I am in a daze. The microwave television has consumed me for some unknown time. I look at the calendar and it shows I have been watching the micro-tube for weeks, and yet I can’t believe it. Time seems not to pass at all when I’m in front of its screen. I would be there [...]

By Count Leo Tolstoy | Posted in lost time, microwave television, mountain dew, parlor, power of love, skate videos, the dreaded Ellen, vcr | Comments (0)

Phasmophobia… Aside!

June 3, 2008 – 12:12 am

Ladies and gentlemen, The ‘Laces is steppin’ out.

I’ve been cooped up in this stuffy bedroom for far too long and the nonsense ends now.
As happy as I was for Sammy Stephens (about as happy as one can be for a man felled by the Ellen DeGeneres death-touch) and his unloosed spirit, I couldn’t help but [...]

By Tyrone Shoelaces | Posted in Dr. Dunkenstein, Dr. Funkenstein, Tyrone's bedroom, Tyrone's record collection, Tyrone's tape collection, funk, ghosts, jersey sheets | Comments (0)